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This shirt is funnier to everyone except the person wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits humans of most configurations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Exactly right for a shirt doing all its talking from behind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays readable long after your sentence structure doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the move for the friend who insists they're totally fine while rearranging every word in their own sentences. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or just a regular Tuesday purchase for someone with great taste in humor and questionable taste in everything else. Low effort, high payoff, and there's zero chance they already own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The front is blank. All the chaos lives on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Fun Is Don't Alcohol I Need\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's every word of \"I don't need alcohol to have fun\" shuffled into confident nonsense. The sentence fell apart mid-claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the text sharp through regular washing. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. 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