{"product_id":"fun-is-dont-alcohol-i-need-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Fun Is Don't Alcohol I Need Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Fun Is Don't Alcohol I Need Tee from Unethical Threads is a familiar sentence that lost a fight with its own word order. All the right words showed up, they just couldn't agree on where to stand. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat does this shirt actually say?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sentence you definitely know, rearranged past the point of no return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere's a perfectly normal phrase buried in there. Once you unscramble it, you'll realize the scramble is the entire point. The statement falls apart in the act of making itself. That's it. That's the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't get thin and sad after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not an animal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually holds up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Immediately yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to anyone who has ever confidently said something that came out completely sideways. So, everyone. The moment they try to read it out loud is the moment it pays for itself. Works for birthdays, white elephants, or just because you saw it and thought of someone specific.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Fun Is Don't Alcohol I Need\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the words from \"I don't need alcohol to have fun\" scrambled into confident nonsense. The sentence can't hold itself together, which is the whole joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the design holds its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack and white only. When the words are doing all the heavy lifting, you don't need a loud background competing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly people who take grammar personally. 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