{"product_id":"future-milf-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Future Milf Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Future Milf Tee from Unethical Threads puts two words and a plan across your upper back in retro serif type, flanked by red stars. Pure Y2K graphic tee energy, and it's on purpose. You're claiming the title early, and the room behind you gets the memo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone who's already decided how this is going to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cooper-style serif font and red stars are doing deliberate 2000s mall-brand cosplay. The kind of graphic tee that would've lived on a mannequin at Wet Seal and been exactly the right amount of ridiculous. It's a back print, so you don't even see reactions. You just leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the retro type and red stars stay sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat's on the front?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The front is blank, the back does all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the whole move. You walk into a room looking normal. You walk out making an announcement. If you want the declaration up front, the front-print version exists too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The front is blank. The design is on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Future Milf Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a one-color design?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's a two-color print. The stars are red on both the black and white shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a front-print version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. This is the back-print companion. The front-print Future Milf Tee is also available on the site.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42717399122002,"sku":"FutureMilfB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42717399154770,"sku":"FutureMilfB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42717399187538,"sku":"FutureMilfB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42717399220306,"sku":"FutureMilfB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42717399253074,"sku":"FutureMilfB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42717399285842,"sku":"FutureMilfB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42717399318610,"sku":"FutureMilfB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42717399351378,"sku":"FutureMilfB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42717399384146,"sku":"FutureMilfB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42717399416914,"sku":"FutureMilfB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42717399449682,"sku":"FutureMilfB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42717399482450,"sku":"FutureMilfB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42717399515218,"sku":"FutureMilfB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42717399547986,"sku":"FutureMilfB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Future_Milf_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788789839","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/future-milf-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}