{"product_id":"future-milf-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Future Milf Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Future Milf Tee from Unethical Threads is a self-fulfilling prophecy printed in retro Cooper-style serif with red stars. Available in black or white on heavyweight cotton. Pure Y2K mall-brand energy, except this time you're in on the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think self-awareness is funnier than modesty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Cooper serif and red stars aren't an accident. This is deliberate 2000s mall-brand cosplay, and if you know, you know. It's a self-label, not a billboard for anyone else's opinion. Runs unisex S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not tissue paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and simple\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color survives your laundry crimes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, red stars on both\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person, yes. If you have to think about it, you already have your answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a brunch-without-a-second-thought shirt. The person you're buying it for either already owns something like this or has been waiting for someone to enable them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Future MILF Tee look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetro Cooper-style serif lettering reading FUTURE MILF with a red star on each side. The text prints in the base ink color and the stars are red on both the black and white versions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Future MILF Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Crew neck, heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, survives normal washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Future MILF shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo some people, absolutely. To the person wearing it, that's part of the appeal. It's adult humor on an adult shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42717397188690,"sku":"FutureMilfF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42717397221458,"sku":"FutureMilfF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42717397254226,"sku":"FutureMilfF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42717397286994,"sku":"FutureMilfF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42717397319762,"sku":"FutureMilfF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42717397352530,"sku":"FutureMilfF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42717397385298,"sku":"FutureMilfF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42717397418066,"sku":"FutureMilfF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42717397450834,"sku":"FutureMilfF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42717397483602,"sku":"FutureMilfF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42717397516370,"sku":"FutureMilfF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42717397549138,"sku":"FutureMilfF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42717397581906,"sku":"FutureMilfF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42717397614674,"sku":"FutureMilfF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Future_Milf_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1788787994","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/future-milf-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}