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They've already sent it to three group chats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes (we set the bar low around here)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud even when you don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe font is genuinely unreadable, which is half the point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get a reaction?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Some people will squint at it for 30 seconds trying to decode the lettering. Some will get it immediately and either love you or avoid you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the beauty of illegible death metal typography: it's a built-in filter. The people who can read it are your people. Everyone else just sees a cool-looking metal tee, which honestly also works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt actually say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says \"Gay Sex World Tour\" in a spiky, nearly illegible death metal band-logo font. That's the whole bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this an actual band?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. There is no Gay Sex World Tour. Yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL, relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not layered on top. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to ask, you already know the answer. 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