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It's a statement piece for people who'd rather not make statements out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because privacy concerns come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't bail after one wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front is clean. Nobody sees it coming until you leave.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull-color distressed graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e with blue and red lettering against a tattered flag backdrop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually appropriate to wear in public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. The shirt doesn't say what you think it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou could wear this to a family barbecue and your aunt might squint at it for a minute, but she can't prove anything. It reads differently depending on how suspicious the reader is, which honestly says more about them than it does about you. The polite version exists for a reason, and you're using it. You're being considerate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The front is completely blank. All the artwork is on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt actually say a bad word?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The shirt is perfectly innocent. Whatever you're reading into it is coming from inside your own head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold if you want to keep it sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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