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Some of us remember when \"land of the free\" didn't come with a footnote and a lens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a translucent napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because privacy opinions come in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the blues and reds stay loud without cracking or peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt never actually says what you think it says. If someone gets offended, they're telling on themselves, which is honestly funnier than the shirt. It's family-friendly almost-profanity with a patriotic color scheme. Grandma might squint at it, but she can't prove anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Get The Flock Off Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your mood about being watched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt actually say a bad word?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. There are some letters, some cameras, and an American flag. Whatever word you're reading is between you and your conscience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full-color graphic is DTG printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad ghost of itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever ranted about cameras or surveillance, this is the easiest gift decision you'll make all year. 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