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That's not a wound, that's material.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back, which means you're broadcasting the punchline to everyone behind you while you walk away from the whole situation. The front is blank. You never have to watch it land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because emotional damage comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, blank front.\u003c\/strong\u003e The back does all the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that won't ghost you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if the person can laugh about it. If your friend just got ghosted by someone who has a mic in their spare bedroom and eleven listeners, this is the move. If they're still watching that person's stories at 2 AM, maybe hold off a couple weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTiming matters. But once they've crossed into the \"this is actually hilarious\" phase, nothing says solidarity like a shirt that roasts the other person without naming them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a back print. The front is intentionally blank, which is part of the whole thing. You walk away and let the shirt do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the color locked in. It won't crack or peel like a cheap screen print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who got ghosted?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they can laugh about it, absolutely. 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