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This shirt tells that story without you having to, and it looks good doing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the only commitment this shirt asks of you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the text stays sharp longer than that situationship did\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone you know just got ghosted by a person who records weekly episodes about \"authentic connection,\" absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt says \"I heard your rant and I'm on your side\" without you having to say any of that out loud. Low effort, high emotional accuracy. The best kind of gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Ghosted By Someone With A Podcast Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the text on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFront only. Big block letters across the chest. Subtlety was never the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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