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You don't even have to be there for the message to land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL. Looks good on anyone with the right priorities.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually lasts, not some iron-on that cracks by Tuesday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone who gets it. Even better if you want to find out whether they do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, any relationship worth keeping can survive this showing up in a gift bag. If it can't, you learned something valuable for the price of a t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the back of the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGIRLS ALWAYS CUM FIRST, stacked in four lines across the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in plus sizes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It comes in sizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not layered on top. No cracking, no peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt for men or women?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's unisex. 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