{"product_id":"give-me-a-beer-or-ill-kill-myself-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Give Me A Beer Or I'll Kill Myself Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Give Me A Beer Or I'll Kill Myself Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's ever needed a drink so badly they'd say literally anything to get one faster. Two lines of block capitals on black or white. No graphics, no subtlety, no patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who treat \"I need a beer\" as a medical emergency. It's the shirt for the person at the bar who doesn't want small talk, just a cold one, right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks after a twelve-hour shift, a family reunion, or a Tuesday. Pair it with cargo shorts and a total disregard for other people's opinions. The Give Me A Beer Or I'll Kill Myself Tee isn't trying to be clever. It's trying to get served faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes (the bar is low, we clear it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color even when you can't keep yours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the whole deal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you need everyone in the room to approve of your outfit, keep scrolling. But if you've ever had a bartender laugh at you before you even ordered, you get it. The Give Me A Beer Or I'll Kill Myself Tee says what everyone at happy hour is thinking. You're just the one honest enough to wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you like your shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a beer lover?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they laugh at stuff that makes other people uncomfortable, absolutely. If you have to think about it, get them a gift card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the print quality like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed, so the design stays crisp and doesn't crack or fade. It'll outlast your patience for sure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. 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