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It's less of a fashion statement and more of a parting shot to everyone in the room you just left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a see-through napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because the shirt does enough talking on its own\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or quietly give up on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull back print, blank front (stealth mode until you turn around)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me audited?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably not, but we're not tax attorneys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt runs on the same energy as yelling \"rules for thee, not for me\" into the void, except the void is a grocery store parking lot and people can actually read it. It's satire about double standards. The kind that hits different when you're doing your own taxes on a kitchen table while someone with a yacht writes off their horse farm as a business expense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text is printed on the back. The front is blank, so people won't know what hit them until you walk past.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. 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