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The tax code chose it for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't quit after five washes (or fifty)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBecause if you're going to commit to a take this hot, at least do it in a decent shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe tax fraud half raises eyebrows at family dinner. The other half does the real heavy lifting at Thanksgiving. If you're buying this as a gift, the recipient either already thinks like this or they need to start. Either way, you're doing important work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable no matter how you like your tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. The text stays crisp through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. Accounting firm, probably not. Your buddy's garage, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to do my actual taxes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can and you should. 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