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If you've ever yelled \"nice balls\" on the green and meant every word of it, this one's already yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, 4XL, we see you)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because you're not reinventing fashion here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good golf gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best golf gifts under $30 that isn't a sleeve of Pro V1s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFather's Day, birthday, retirement party for the guy who's \"finally going to play every day.\" Works for Secret Santa too if your office has a sense of humor. If they don't, maybe read the room. Or don't. We're not your HR department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this golf shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in both black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Both colorways are available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear on a golf course?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. Most courses don't have a policy against being funny. Your playing partners might have opinions, but that's their problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone at the clubhouse?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably. 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