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The people behind you will understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like something. Not that tissue-paper stuff that disintegrates after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for your good intentions and your intrusive thoughts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Nothing controversial about the neckline, at least.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print.\u003c\/strong\u003e Colors stay put. Your impulse control might not, but the ink will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign is on the back.\u003c\/strong\u003e Front stays clean so you can maintain plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life has ever texted you \"my brain is trying to ruin my life again,\" they'll get it. It's the kind of shirt that says \"I see you and your unhinged inner monologue\" without being weird about it. Self-deprecating humor is the love language they didn't put on the quiz.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Good Intentions Intrusive Thoughts shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back of the shirt reads \"GOOD INTENTIONS INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS.\" That's it. No fine print, no explanation needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is blank. You get to look normal from the front and unhinged from behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds up. Turn it inside out, wash cold, and the print stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot really. 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