{"product_id":"good-intentions-intrusive-thoughts-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Good Intentions Intrusive Thoughts Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Good Intentions Intrusive Thoughts Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone whose brain operates like a suggestion box with no filter. You mean well. Your brain just keeps pitching ideas you'd never actually follow through on, and now you can wear that whole inner conflict on heavyweight cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've had to physically stop themselves from saying the quiet part out loud at least once this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ADHD crowd, the anxiety crowd, the \"my brain is a menace and I've accepted it\" crowd. If you've ever stood somewhere perfectly safe and your brain casually offered up something completely unhinged for no reason, this tee was designed with you in mind. It's not a cry for help. It's an accurate self-report.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need to be reinvented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design stays sharp and colorful through your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairs nicely with the dead-eyed stare you give people who ask if you're okay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone who regularly texts you screenshots of the unhinged things their brain comes up with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, holidays, \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments. The Good Intentions Intrusive Thoughts Tee hits that sweet spot where the person receiving it immediately feels seen. Whether that's heartwarming or terrifying depends entirely on the thought in question. Either way, they'll wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"GOOD INTENTIONS INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS.\" That's the whole print. Front only, text-based. Clean and readable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt about mental health?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's in the neighborhood. It plays on the universal experience of intrusive thoughts (those random absurd impulses everyone gets) with a self-aware, affectionate tone. Laughing with the experience, not at anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the color stays put. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot really. It's relatable more than anything. Unless someone finds self-awareness offensive, in which case they've got bigger problems than your t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42553331155026,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42553331187794,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42553331220562,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42553331253330,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42553331286098,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42553331318866,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42553331351634,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42553331384402,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42553331417170,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42553331449938,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42553331482706,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42553331515474,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42553331548242,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42553331581010,"sku":"GoodIntentionsF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Good_Intentions_Intrusive_Thoughts_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1786621298","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/good-intentions-intrusive-thoughts-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}