AAA Gun Violence Tee

The AAA Gun Violence Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose arms should require a permit. It's a gym shirt, a dark humor shirt, and a public service announcement rolled into one. The kind of joke that lands immediately or gets you reported to HR.

Who actually wears this?

People who never skip arm day. If your curls are causing property damage and you need the whole gym to know it, this is your shirt.

It's also a hit with the "I laugh at things I probably shouldn't" crowd, which, if you're browsing Unethical Threads right now, is almost certainly you. Own it.

• Heavyweight cotton that can actually contain your gains
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, even for the absolute units)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people who haven't committed to the bit
• DTG printed, so the colors stay locked in
• Machine washable. We're not animals.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's kind of our whole thing.

The AAA Gun Violence Tee lives in that sweet spot where gym humor meets dark humor. People who get it love it. People who don't become the secondary punchline. Makes a perfect gift for the friend who posts gym selfies with captions that would get flagged by any normal algorithm.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the AAA Gun Violence Tee come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. We don't discriminate by size.

Is this shirt good for the gym?

It was practically made for the gym. Heavyweight cotton holds up to sweat and it's fully machine washable.

Will this shirt shrink?

It's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Follow the wash instructions and it stays true to size.

Can I wear this in public?

You can wear it anywhere you want. Whether you should is between you and your risk tolerance.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who never shuts up about arm day and also laughs at things they probably shouldn't, this is the gift. Absolutely.