{"product_id":"h-is-for-hating-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"H Is For Hating Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe H Is For Hating Tee is part of the Unethical Threads red-flag alphabet series. An elegant couple slow-dances while he drops the classic \"I don't hate you. You're just annoying.\" If you've ever been in a relationship where the energy was clearly rotten but nobody would say it out loud, this shirt already knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've survived at least one relationship that made their therapist visibly concerned. The H Is For Hating Tee lands hardest with anyone fluent in gaslighting humor, whether they're the gaslit, the gaslighter, or just an amused bystander who watched the whole thing unfold from across the dinner table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a sad promotional giveaway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL, because emotional damage comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay locked in through your laundry neglect\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, which is more than you can say for most relationships\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone in a situationship?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift, and also possibly the thing that ends the situationship. The H Is For Hating Tee works for birthdays, anti-Valentine's Day, breakup anniversaries, or just a Tuesday where you want to make a point without actually using your words. Pair it with a passive-aggressive card and you've got a whole emotional care package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGo with your usual size. The fit is relaxed and unisex, so it runs true. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOnly to people who've never been in a relationship with someone who says \"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed\" three times a week. So yes, probably offensive to someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to a family event?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou can wear it anywhere. Whether you should is between you and your survival instincts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the red-flag alphabet series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's an Unethical Threads collection where each letter stands for something you'd find in a relationship red-flag checklist. H got Hating. The rest of the alphabet isn't any healthier.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42514160844882,"sku":"HIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42514160877650,"sku":"HIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42514160910418,"sku":"HIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42514160943186,"sku":"HIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42514160975954,"sku":"HIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42514161008722,"sku":"HIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42514161041490,"sku":"HIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/H_Is_For_Hating_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784476477","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/h-is-for-hating-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}