{"product_id":"happy-earth-day-pull-the-plug-already-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Happy Earth Day Pull The Plug Already Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Happy Earth Day Pull The Plug Already Tee from Unethical Threads is the realistic Earth Day shirt. While everyone else is posting sunflower selfies, you're out here keeping it honest. Heavyweight cotton, because at least your wardrobe choices can be sustainable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a shirt like this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who recycle but aren't delusional about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ones who sat through the latest climate documentary and laughed instead of cried. If you've ever described humanity's run as \"good while it lasted,\" this is your uniform. You care about the planet. You just also have eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that'll outlast most environmental policies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Like the planet used to be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that stays vivid, even as hope doesn't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, because we're nihilists, not animals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this an appropriate gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour friend who \"celebrates\" Earth Day by doom-scrolling emissions data? They need this. Your coworker who brings their own compost bag to the office? Chef's kiss. Your mother-in-law who chairs the neighborhood garden committee? Brave move. Respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Heavyweight cotton that feels broken-in from day one, not cardboard-stiff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Earth Day tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so everyone gets to express their planetary pessimism comfortably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing locks the color in. Your shirt will look crisp long after the ice caps don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I actually wear this on Earth Day?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's the ideal day for it. Pair it with a reusable tote for maximum irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379654987858,"sku":"HappyEarthDayPlug-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379655020626,"sku":"HappyEarthDayPlug-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379655053394,"sku":"HappyEarthDayPlug-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379655086162,"sku":"HappyEarthDayPlug-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379655118930,"sku":"HappyEarthDayPlug-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379655151698,"sku":"HappyEarthDayPlug-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379655184466,"sku":"HappyEarthDayPlug-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Happy_Earth_Day_Pull_The_Plug_Already_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777149192","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/happy-earth-day-pull-the-plug-already-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}