{"product_id":"have-your-dad-call-me-funny-t-shirt","title":"Have Your Dad Call Me Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Have Your Dad Call Me tee from Unethical Threads says what your dating profile won't. Heavyweight graphic tee in black or white for people who know their type and aren't shy about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with confidence and a very specific type. This shirt does the talking so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt plays well at pride, at brunch, at the neighborhood cookout where you're definitely not there for the burgers. Pair it with whatever you want. The shirt is doing all the heavy lifting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a disposable costume\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because this message doesn't need a V-neck to land\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the design stays crisp long after you've forgotten what you paid for it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person, yes. If you're guessing, absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Have Your Dad Call Me tee is one of those gifts that either gets a laugh and an immediate try-on or a very long pause. Know your audience. When you get it right, you're a legend. When you get it wrong, you're blocked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Have Your Dad Call Me tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the design locked in. Follow the care instructions and it'll look the same a year from now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. 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