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It's a shirt for people who keep score even when nobody asked them to, and honestly, that energy is kind of contagious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a tag on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that survives your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is printed on the back. The front says nothing. Let them wonder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who turns everything into a competition (including things you absolutely cannot win), this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or any occasion where you want the recipient to know you truly understand them as a person. Skip it for anyone who needs the joke explained. If they get it, they'll wear it into the ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's on the back. Full back print in all caps. The front is blank, so you can maintain eye contact with total innocence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works on pretty much every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, meaning the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up through plenty of wash cycles without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat material is the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Substantial feel, not the see-through-after-one-wash kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke is about not losing, not about anything explicit. Most people laugh. A few won't. 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