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Unisex relaxed fit, so it drapes the same whether you're a small or a 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like an actual shirt, not a screen-printing afterthought\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are a whole different kind of commitment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors don't ghost you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable. Turn inside out if you want to be responsible about it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, if you know someone who would actually wear it. That's the only test a gift needs to pass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis works for white elephant exchanges, birthday gifts for your most shameless friend, or as a self-purchase you pretend was a reward for something. Nobody is folding this politely into a drawer. It's the kind of shirt that gets worn immediately or regifted to someone braver, and honestly either outcome is a win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Havent Lost My Virginity Because I Never Lose Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. Colors hold up through regular washing. Turn it inside out before washing if you want to go the extra mile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. Not stiff, not flimsy. It sits right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a relaxed fit, so it runs slightly roomy. If you like it fitted, size down. If you like breathing, go true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your workplace and how attached you are to your current employment. 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