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You're basically a walking puzzle with no solution, and that's funnier than any punchline could be. The best part is you never have to say a word. Just keep walking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like an actual shirt, not a gas station freebie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because we're not animals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e. Front is blank. Let the mystery build as you walk toward people.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift for the person who sends you memes at 2 AM that you don't fully understand but still laugh at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo profanity, no shock value, just pure \"what am I looking at\" energy. Works for white elephant exchanges, weird uncle birthdays, or anyone who treats confusion as a lifestyle. Totally clean, totally baffling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"He Deleted The Microwave Inbox\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNothing. That's the entire point. It's a nonsense phrase designed to look meaningful. It isn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo the red letters spell a hidden message?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. People will assume they do and spend an embarrassing amount of time trying to decode it. The red letters are a complete decoy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack print only. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart for measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot at all. It's completely clean. 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