{"product_id":"he-deleted-the-microwave-inbox-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"He Deleted The Microwave Inbox Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe He Deleted The Microwave Inbox Tee from Unethical Threads is a nonsense text shirt that means absolutely nothing. The red and black letters look like they hide a secret message. They don't. It exists to make strangers squint at your chest in public and walk away more confused than before.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears a shirt that says nothing?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think being confusing is funnier than being clever. The kind of person who peaked in weird internet humor around 2016 and never came back down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is absurdist humor in wearable form. You put it on, somebody reads it, and then their face goes through about four stages of processing before they give up. That reaction is the whole product. The shirt is just the delivery mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (classic, unremarkable, lets the nonsense on front do the talking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors stay put and don't crack, peel, or ghost out after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe red letters spell nothing. We checked twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best gag gifts you can buy because it's not crude, not political, and not trying to be edgy. It's just pure, concentrated confusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend who sends unhinged memes at 2am. The coworker who makes everyone pause mid-meeting with something bizarre. The person who already owns too many weird shirts and somehow still needs one more. The He Deleted The Microwave Inbox Tee works because it asks nothing of the recipient except a willingness to be stared at by confused strangers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"He Deleted The Microwave Inbox\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. That's the entire point. It's a nonsense phrase designed to look meaningful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo the red letters spell a hidden message?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. They're completely random. People will spend an embarrassing amount of time trying to decode something that isn't there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink bonds with the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot even slightly. It's totally clean humor. 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