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It's a gag gift for the friend who already owns every terrible shirt, or it's for you, because you are that friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle the weight of your decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the classiest thing about this shirt)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dating prospects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, because the best exit lines don't need eye contact\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the nuclear option of gag gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend who thrives on negative attention, the coworker who peaked at the 2015 holiday party, or the person in your life who collects terrible decisions like trading cards. They'll either wear it with pride or never speak to you again. Both outcomes count as a win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Extremely. The wearer is the joke, not anyone else, but that won't stop people from having opinions about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. You won't see it on the approach, but everyone behind you gets the full experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Bad taste is inclusive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the color and detail intact through heavy washing. 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