{"product_id":"hell-was-boring-funny-t-shirt","title":"Hell Was Boring Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hell Was Boring tee from Unethical Threads is for people who've been to rock bottom and found it dull. A dark humor graphic tee that says everything in three words. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white, sizes S to 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of person who'd leave a one-star Yelp review for the underworld.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your coping mechanism is sarcasm and your comfort zone is slightly unsettling, welcome home. The Hell Was Boring tee fits right in with the rest of us who peaked in cynicism around age 14 and never looked back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e Not the tissue-paper kind that disintegrates after two washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room to breathe, room to sin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Simple. You're already making a statement with the words on your chest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed for color that lasts.\u003c\/strong\u003e This design stays on the shirt, not in the washer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e because even the damned get options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hell Was Boring tee is a perfect fit for the friend who treats every group chat like a roast, the sibling who makes Thanksgiving uncomfortable on purpose, or anyone who's ever responded to bad news with \"neat.\" If you're not sure they'd find it funny, they probably wouldn't. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Hell Was Boring tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable, not boxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably someone, somewhere. That's sort of the deal with dark humor shirts. If the phrase \"hell was boring\" bothers you, this isn't your store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. Feels substantial, not like a costume you'd throw away after Halloween.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing puts the ink into the fabric, not on top of it. Wash it normally, it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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