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Confidence is free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're classy like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives the wash cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign on the back, so the punchline lands when you're already walking away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for someone with a sense of humor and a high tolerance for public embarrassment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with the boyfriend version for matching couple energy that will absolutely clear a room. Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or any occasion where a gift card feels too safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does hitting the 67 mean on a shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's from a viral meme. If you know, you know. We just made it significantly worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a matching boyfriend version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The Hitting The 67 On My Boyfriend's Big Balls tee exists and it's exactly what you think. Buy both, become that couple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. 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