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Lean in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a screen-printing afterthought\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL (your chest situation is your business)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a V-neck here would be trying too hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that outlasts your dignity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, which is more than we can say for the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWill This Offend Someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. That is not a risk, it is a guarantee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're buying this shirt, you already know exactly who in your life will hate it, and that's part of the appeal. The Hitting The 67 On My Girlfriend's Big Bazookas Tee is not subtle. It's not trying to be. It's for people who think the funniest thing you can do with a viral meme is make it deeply inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"hitting the 67\" mean on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know, you know. If you don't, the internet will catch you up in about thirty seconds. We just put it on a shirt and made it worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a matching couples version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. The Hitting The 67 On My Boyfriend's Big Balls tee exists for exactly this purpose. Coordinate at your own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. 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