{"product_id":"hoes-be-lying-funny-t-shirt","title":"Hoes Be Lying Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hoes Be Lying Tee from Unethical Threads is three pictures, zero words, and one punchline hiding in plain sight. A rebus for the people who get it and a perfectly innocent nature shirt for everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who like their humor encrypted. The kind of person who wants to watch someone stare at their shirt, mouth the words, and then either burst out laughing or walk away confused. Half the room thinks you just really like clip art. The other half gets it, and honestly, those are the only people whose opinion matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (the joke scales to every body type)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're classy like that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't bail after the first wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo text anywhere on the shirt, just three perfectly innocent pictures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever sent you a meme at 2 AM, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a literacy test disguised as a t-shirt. You get to sit back and watch someone unwrap it, squint at three random pictures, and piece it together. That moment of recognition is the real gift. You're not buying them a shirt. You're buying yourself a front-row seat to their reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design on the Hoes Be Lying Tee mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a rebus puzzle. Three pictures that, when you say them out loud, form a phrase your mother would not approve of. We're not spelling it out for you here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt have any words on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. Just three pictures. The punchline is entirely verbal, which makes it technically safe for any setting until someone cracks the code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Hoes Be Lying Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex sizing from S to 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without looking like a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing keeps the colors locked in. The hose, the bee, and the lion aren't going anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are no words on it, so technically yes. 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