{"product_id":"hot-dog-powered-fuck-machine-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Tee is exactly what it sounds like. Unethical Threads put the whole thing on the back of the shirt so you can walk away from people while they're still processing it. Heavyweight cotton, full commitment to a bit nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think hot dogs are inherently funny and aren't wrong about that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe kind of person who wants their back to do the talking at a cookout, a bar, or anywhere with witnesses. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every body type that enjoys poor decisions. You walk in normal, you walk away legendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper apology\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (revolutionary, we know)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign lives on the back, because some things are better as a parting gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you know someone well enough to hand them a shirt that says \"fuck machine\" on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you're not sure, that's your answer. For everyone else: birthdays, bachelor parties, and \"I saw this and thought of you\" moments were made for this tee. Pair it with a straight face for maximum impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I get for the Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine Tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs in a unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. If you're between sizes, go up. Nobody ever complained about a comfortable shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, which means you get to be a normal person until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing holds up well. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and the hot dog stays powered for a long time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt literally says \"fuck machine\" on it. You already know the answer. That's kind of the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42379822006354,"sku":"HotDogMachineTeeBB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42379822039122,"sku":"HotDogMachineTeeBB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42379822071890,"sku":"HotDogMachineTeeBB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42379822104658,"sku":"HotDogMachineTeeBB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379822137426,"sku":"HotDogMachineTeeBB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379822170194,"sku":"HotDogMachineTeeBB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379822202962,"sku":"HotDogMachineTeeBB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Hot_Dog_Powered_Fuck_Machine_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777215127","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/hot-dog-powered-fuck-machine-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}