{"product_id":"hot-dog-slut-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Hot Dog Slut Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hot Dog Slut Tee from Unethical Threads puts three words on the back of the shirt so everyone behind you at the ballpark knows exactly what you're about. It's a public commitment to the least dignified food in America, and you're not even a little bit sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho is this for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who have a preferred gas station hot dog roller. The friend who shows up to the cookout and posts up next to the grill with a paper plate that's structurally failing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt belongs to the Unethical Threads Slut collection: Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Crab Rangoon Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and this one. If you already own the Hot Dogs Are Just Meat Cigarettes tee, congratulations, you now have a hot dog wardrobe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive a condiment situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, front is blank (the back handles everything)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text outlasts your reputation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a near-perfect gift for the person in your life who has no shame about their hot dog intake. Cheap enough to be funny, accurate enough to be meaningful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso functions as a self-purchase. Sometimes you need to make it official. Pairs well with an actual hot dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"Hot Dog Slut\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's self-applied. It means you're a shameless, fully committed hot dog enthusiast. Not an insult, a title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank. The person behind you gets the full statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there other Slut tees from Unethical Threads?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The collection includes Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Crab Rangoon Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, and Pumpkin Spice Slut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt might. The word is right there. But it's about hot dogs, and anyone who reads the whole thing will figure that out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42734053851218,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42734053883986,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42734053916754,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42734053949522,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734053982290,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734054015058,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734054047826,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42734054080594,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42734054113362,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42734054146130,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42734054178898,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734054211666,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734054244434,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734054277202,"sku":"HotDogSlutB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Hot_Dog_Slut_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789402181","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/hot-dog-slut-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}