{"product_id":"hot-dog-slut-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Hot Dog Slut Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hot Dog Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose hot dog devotion has crossed into identity territory. Two gas station roller dogs at 11pm, no shame, full commitment. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who put mustard on everything and aren't sorry about it. The cookout loyalist. The person with a gas station roller dog ranking they will defend with receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is part of the Unethical Threads Slut collection (Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Crab Rangoon Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and more). If you've already committed to one vice, the Hot Dog Slut Tee is just filling out the rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (because you're a hot dog slut, not a barbarian)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives your mustard habit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. If you know someone who orders hot dogs at a restaurant where steak is on the menu, this is it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with the Unethical Threads \"Hot Dogs Are Just Meat Cigarettes\" tee for the full intervention. Nobody needs two hot dog shirts. But a hot dog slut might.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Hot Dog Slut Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Hot Dog Slut Tee offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's about hot dogs. If someone is offended by your commitment to cylindrical meat, that's on them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat other Slut tees does Unethical Threads make?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA whole family: Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Taco Slut, Ramen Slut, Liquor Slut, Crab Rangoon Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and Hot Dog Slut. Pick your vice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine. Ignore it and you've got a crop top, which is also a look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Hot Dog Slut Tee come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. That's it. 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