{"product_id":"hot-jimothy-summer-americas-favorite-trash-panda-funny-t-shirt","title":"Hot Jimothy Summer Americas Favorite Trash Panda Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Hot Jimothy Summer Americas Favorite Trash Panda Tee from Unethical Threads reimagines Jimothy, Seattle's viral raccoon and short spine syndrome legend, as a national park mascot on a vintage souvenir tee. Watercolour forest, retro varsity lettering, tiny hiking backpack. It's the gift shop shirt from a park that doesn't exist yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat makes this different from every other Jimothy shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe vintage national park poster aesthetic. There are roughly nine thousand Hot Jimothy Summer tees floating around right now, and most of them are just text on a blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis one looks like it came off a dusty rack at a lodge gift shop somewhere near Mount Rainier. Watercolour evergreen forest, distant blue lake, chunky retro lettering, and Jimothy himself on a dirt trail with a little canvas rucksack strapped to his back. If you've ever impulse-bought a tee from a roadside attraction, you already get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't disintegrate the first time your dryer looks at it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for all body types, including Jimothy's.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. Uncomplicated. Like Jimothy's approach to dumpsters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for lasting color. No iron-on crackle, no peeling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The back is just shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this official Jimothy merch?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is unofficial fan-made merch from Unethical Threads. Not licensed, not endorsed, not affiliated with anyone (that includes the National Park Service, before you ask). Just a trash panda fan paying tribute to America's favorite Seattle raccoon the only way we know how: putting him on a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Jimothy the raccoon?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJimothy is a wild raccoon with short spine syndrome living in the Ballard neighbourhood of Seattle. He went viral in summer 2026 and became an instant internet icon, earning fan art, murals, tattoos, and an honorary degree from the University of Washington.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Heavyweight cotton crew neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this officially licensed Jimothy merchandise?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. This is unofficial fan-made merch from Unethical Threads. Not licensed by, endorsed by, or affiliated with any person, organization, or government agency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, which bonds ink directly into the fabric for lasting color. 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