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It's a status update with no follow-up action items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that handles more wash cycles than you handle feedback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed for color that stays put\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back of the shirt (front is blank, like your expression)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who introduces chaos with the composure of a weather forecast, absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the person everyone texts about in a separate group chat. The one who somehow causes three problems before lunch and reports each one like reading box scores. They already know. Now everyone else can too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printed on heavyweight cotton. It holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend anyone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's self-deprecating, not aggressive. 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