{"product_id":"houston-i-am-the-problem-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Houston I Am The Problem Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Houston I Am The Problem Tee from Unethical Threads is a calm, public admission that you are, in fact, the variable everyone else is working around. Not a cry for help. A status report filed with full self-awareness and absolutely no plans to course-correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've already done the math and accepted the results. This shirt is for the ones who figured out they're the common denominator a long time ago and decided that transparency counts as personal growth. You're not causing chaos on purpose. You're just not going out of your way to stop it, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton, because at least your shirt should be substantial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, DTG printed for color that outlasts your good intentions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk, so it fits the same after washing (your reputation is another story)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best, actually. If you know someone who IS the problem and knows it, this is the most honest, supportive thing you can hand them. It says \"I see you, I accept you, and I'm not asking you to change.\" Pair it with a straight face for maximum delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Houston I Am The Problem Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're causing problems at a small or industrial scale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the text isn't going anywhere. Consider it a permanent record.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust black or white. Clean, minimal, and it matches everything, including your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly the ones who haven't figured out they're the problem too. So yes, probably a few.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your workplace. If your coworkers already know you're the problem, it's just confirming what everyone suspected. 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