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It's the lowest-effort comedy delivery system ever printed on cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds its shape and doesn't quit on you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives the washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, pick your fighter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person you're buying for has ever sent you a meme you couldn't open at work, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe How Do You Like Your Pussy Tee is the kind of gift that gets unwrapped, immediately put on, and then worn to a family function out of pure spite. It comes in black or white and runs up to 4XL, so \"they didn't have my size\" isn't an excuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's actually on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA chart titled \"How Do You Like Your Pussy?\" with fourteen illustrated cats, each labeled with a different descriptor. The whole thing is printed on the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed (direct-to-garment), which means the ink bonds to the fabric. 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