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This back print catches people mid-walk-away, which is honestly the best comedic timing a garment can have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go sheer after a few washes (important when the joke's on your back)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because a V-neck would be trying way too hard for this message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text holds up through regular washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you actually know the person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a personality test wrapped in cotton. Hand it over and their reaction tells you everything. Good for Pride, birthdays, or the friend who keeps making 'jokes' that aren't really jokes anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works for every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a back print. The front is blank, so you get the full reveal when you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric. It holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Two options, which is fitting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to family events?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your family. Some families would frame this. 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