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The questioning crowd, the allies with a sense of humor, and anyone who's ever answered \"it's complicated\" on a dating app. This shirt lives in that sweet spot between Pride parade and plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL, because self-discovery comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that sticks around longer than most of your commitments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift if you actually know the person. This is not a shot-in-the-dark Secret Santa pick. But for your friend who's been dropping \"hints\" that stopped being subtle three drinks ago? Outstanding choice. Pair it with a card that says nothing. The shirt says enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about being gay?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about the beautifully noncommittal middle ground. Not gay, not not gay. It's giving \"I'll get back to you on that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Ain't Gay But I Ain't Exactly Not Gay tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body that's brave enough to wear it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people, yes. But the people it's made for will love it. That's sort of the whole point of Unethical Threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing means the design stays sharp. 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