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From the front you look completely normal, which honestly makes it funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually has some weight to it, not a see-through napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because a V-neck with this quote would be a completely different energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text survives the wash instead of peeling off like a bumper sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print only\u003c\/strong\u003e. Front is blank. Stealth deployment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you actually give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is an elite-tier gift for someone who has absolutely no shame and needs the world to know. Birthday, holiday, \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf someone in your life wouldn't wear this, you might not know them as well as you think. The right person will put this on and never take it off. The wrong person will stop speaking to you. Both outcomes are genuinely funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe full text reads \"I BE NUTTING IN MY OWN EYES JUST TO SEE HOW FAR I CAME,\" printed on the back. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG (direct to garment) printing keeps the design intact. It's not a cheap iron-on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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