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This is the fourth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually holds up, not the tissue-paper stuff that goes see-through after two cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're inappropriate, not avant-garde\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't bail on you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white, both equally capable of ruining a family gathering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I actually wear this in public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that's between you and whatever's left of your reputation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, nobody is reading this shirt and coming away neutral. That's the point. The people who get it will get it instantly. The people who don't will re-read it three times, go through every stage of grief, and then ask where you got it. Either outcome is a win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about motivation?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is if you want it to be. The beauty of a good double meaning is that plausible deniability comes built in. Wear it to the gym and tell people it's about your fitness journey. Nobody will believe you, but you can say it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the design holds up over time. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it's not required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in colors other than black and white?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust black and white for now. 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