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The surprise is saved for when you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a tag on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because poor life choices come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, the one traditional thing about this shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that holds up through the wash cycle and the next one and the one after that\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e. Front is blank. You look completely normal until you walk away.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, yes. Birthday, White Elephant, \"congratulations on your personal journey\" type situations. If they've ever laughed at something that made everyone else in the room uncomfortable, they're the right person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have to wonder whether they'd find it funny, they won't. You already knew that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe full text reads \"I BE NUTTING INTO MY OWN EYES JUST TO SEE HOW FAR I CAME.\" It's printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL in a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG printing process embeds ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the print holds up through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. 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