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If you've ever screenshot a text and sent it to three group chats simultaneously, this shirt was already yours before you clicked \"add to cart.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels substantial, not the see-through garbage from that charity 5K you didn't finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL. Room for everybody.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing fancy. The text on the front is pulling enough weight already.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than your last situationship.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this shirt doesn't need help making its point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for the right person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone well enough to hand them a shirt with this text on it, you probably know them better than their therapist does. Perfect for birthdays, white elephants, or pure \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy. 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