{"product_id":"i-believe-in-you-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Believe In You Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Believe In You Tee from Unethical Threads is encouragement from the least credible source possible. The front reads \"I BELIEVE IN YOU\" in big, sincere lettering, then the fine print reveals the wearer also believes in aliens, ghosts, vampires, and basically everything else. Moral support with zero quality control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose optimism has no admission standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Believe In You Tee is for the friend who genuinely means it when they say you're going to crush that job interview, but who also genuinely means it when they say they saw something weird in the sky last Tuesday. Their conviction is real. Their credibility is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton (the serious kind, not the tissue-paper kind)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that sticks around longer than most people's belief in you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for someone you want to support and lightly roast at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Believe In You Tee works because the person wearing it is the joke, not the person reading it. Warm, silly, and just sharp enough to be interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the I Believe In You Tee say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front reads \"I BELIEVE IN YOU\" in large text with a smaller line underneath: \"i also believe in aliens, ghosts, vampires, etc...\" It's encouragement from someone with zero evidentiary standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot even a little. The joke is about the wearer being gullible, not about anyone else. The most controversial claim here is that vampires might be real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing keeps the design locked in. The encouragement stays unreliable, though.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42734059782226,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42734059814994,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42734059847762,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42734059880530,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734059913298,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734059946066,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734059978834,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42734060011602,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42734060044370,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42734060077138,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42734060109906,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42734060142674,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42734060175442,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42734060208210,"sku":"IBelieveInYouAlsoAliensEtcF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Believe_In_You_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789402849","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-believe-in-you-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}