{"product_id":"i-belong-to-mommy-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt-1","title":"I Belong To Mommy Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Belong To Mommy Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who've accepted the hierarchy and aren't even a little sorry about it. Back print design, so the people behind you get the message first. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and absolutely no shame included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears an I Belong To Mommy Shirt?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with healthy self-awareness and a very specific sense of humor. The kind of person who sends this to the group chat before buying it, then buys it regardless of the response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt hits different at barbecues, brunch, or anywhere your partner can stand behind you and point. The back print placement is doing a lot of the heavy lifting here, and honestly, that tracks with the whole theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your independence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because devotion comes in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic and clean (someone in this dynamic has to be)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that stays vivid through countless wash cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign on the back\u003c\/strong\u003e, so you can walk away and still make a statement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for Someone With Mommy Issues?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for someone with mommy issues. Or for someone whose partner just has that energy. Either way, you're not their therapist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCouples love this one. So do people who just think it's funny without any deeper meaning, and we respect that level of denial. Wrap it up or don't. The shirt speaks for itself, literally, from the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Belong To Mommy Tee true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. S through 4XL available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design printed on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the back. The front is blank, so you can maintain plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash it inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it's not fragile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this in public?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can wear it anywhere you're brave enough to turn your back to people. Most of our customers report zero incidents and maximum comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually comfortable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's the kind of comfortable that makes you forget you're wearing a shirt that says what it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379967594578,"sku":"BelongMommyWB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379967627346,"sku":"BelongMommyWB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379967660114,"sku":"BelongMommyWB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379967692882,"sku":"BelongMommyWB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379967725650,"sku":"BelongMommyWB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379967758418,"sku":"BelongMommyWB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379967791186,"sku":"BelongMommyWB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Belong_To_Mommy_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_7e0b7fe0-1d99-4755-b770-05020d5c0a92.png?v=1777256834","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-belong-to-mommy-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt-1","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}