{"product_id":"i-belong-to-mommy-tee-funny-t-shirt-1","title":"I Belong To Mommy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Belong To Mommy Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee for the grown adult who never quite cut the cord. Some people outgrow their mommy phase. This shirt is for the ones who didn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a sense of humor and a functioning relationship with their mother. Or a very specific kind of relationship with someone they call \"mommy.\" We don't ask questions here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis shirt works on multiple levels and every single one of them is funny. You already know which level you're on. Wear it to brunch, wear it to Thanksgiving, wear it to therapy. All valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because mommy loves all her children equally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for that classic, clean silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors stay put instead of cracking and peeling like a cheap iron-on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Make a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAn excellent one, actually. For Mother's Day, for a birthday, for the friend who still calls his mom every single day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe I Belong To Mommy Tee lands differently depending on who opens it, and that's the whole point. Fair warning: if you give this to someone who doesn't get the joke, that's on you. We made the shirt. We can't fix your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Belong To Mommy Tee true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt runs true to size in a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, size up for a looser look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG print is embedded into the fabric, not layered on top. It holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much you value your standing with HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this make a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt makes an excellent gift for anyone with a sense of humor about their relationship with their mother. Or their \"mother figure.\" Your call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379966873682,"sku":"BelongMommyWF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379966906450,"sku":"BelongMommyWF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379966939218,"sku":"BelongMommyWF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379966971986,"sku":"BelongMommyWF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379967004754,"sku":"BelongMommyWF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379967037522,"sku":"BelongMommyWF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379967070290,"sku":"BelongMommyWF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Belong_To_Mommy_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_bd81bb7f-e599-489b-a38d-3d9309d2b044.png?v=1777256656","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-belong-to-mommy-tee-funny-t-shirt-1","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}