{"product_id":"i-belong-to-mommy-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Belong To Mommy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Belong To Mommy Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee for every grown adult who peaked emotionally at age seven. It says what your friends already know. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and colors that'll outlast whatever's left of your dignity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a sense of humor and a complicated relationship with independence. The I Belong To Mommy Tee hits different depending on who's reading it, and that's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCould be ironic. Could be a cry for help. Could be both at a family dinner where your mom is already cutting your steak. Either way, you're committed now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that feels like an actual garment, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (mommy's boy comes in all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're already making enough decisions today\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMachine washable\u003c\/strong\u003e, though we both know who's actually doing your laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. This is the shirt you buy someone when a Hallmark card feels too sincere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for Mother's Day if your family communicates exclusively through sarcasm. Works for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where you want to say \"I love you\" and \"I need therapy\" in the same breath. Pair it with a hug and plausible deniability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit that runs true with a little breathing room. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers, so the colors hold up through regular machine washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the I Belong To Mommy Tee a good Mother's Day gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your mom has a sense of humor, absolutely. If she doesn't, you probably wouldn't be shopping here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. It's a solid, substantial tee, not the tissue-paper kind you get in a tourist trap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42379965595730,"sku":"BelongMommyBF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42379965628498,"sku":"BelongMommyBF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42379965661266,"sku":"BelongMommyBF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42379965694034,"sku":"BelongMommyBF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379965726802,"sku":"BelongMommyBF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379965759570,"sku":"BelongMommyBF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379965792338,"sku":"BelongMommyBF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/I_Belong_To_Mommy_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777256150","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/i-belong-to-mommy-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}