{"product_id":"i-came-here-to-drink-and-fck-and-im-almost-done-drinking-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Came Here To Drink And F*ck And I'm Almost Done Drinking Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Came Here To Drink And F*ck And I'm Almost Done Drinking tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A back-print design in white text so everyone behind you knows your priorities and your timeline. Heavyweight cotton, zero subtlety.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've said this exact sentence out loud and meant every word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the shirt for the friend who closes down every bar, treats happy hour like a competitive sport, and considers \"making good choices\" a loose suggestion at best. If you need to workshop whether you can pull this off, you already have your answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because this energy has no size limit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. Not trying to reinvent anything here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that doesn't bail after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print only. The front stays clean for plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly if you know the person well enough to be sure they'll laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour college roommate, your degenerate cousin, the coworker who somehow hasn't been fired yet. Those people. Don't give this to someone you're still trying to impress. That ship sails the other direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe full text reads \"I CAME HERE TO DRINK AND F*CK AND I'M ALMOST DONE DRINKING.\" It's printed in white on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack only. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is DTG printed for lasting color. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and the print holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know them well enough to know they'd laugh, yes. 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