{"product_id":"i-came-here-to-drink-and-fck-and-im-almost-done-drinking-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"I Came Here To Drink And F*ck And I'm Almost Done Drinking Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe I Came Here To Drink And F*ck And I'm Almost Done Drinking Tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A loud, text-only declaration of intent for anyone who's two drinks deep and feeling honest. Black tee, white text, no subtlety required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople with a sense of humor and a tolerance for uncomfortable eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you throw on when you're heading somewhere loud, cheap, and potentially regrettable. Bachelor parties. Dive bars. Your cousin's wedding reception after the open bar kicks in. It's text-only and reads across a room, so commitment to the bit is mandatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't dissolve after three washes like your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the neckline of champions and degenerates alike)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid even when your life choices don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine washable, because we know where this shirt is going\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWill this get me kicked out of somewhere?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly, depending on where you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook, if you're wearing a shirt that announces your immediate plans for the evening, you're self-selecting for venues that appreciate that kind of energy. Libraries and daycare centers are probably out. But the bartender at your local dive? They've seen worse. They've \u003cem\u003edone\u003c\/em\u003e worse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It runs standard unisex sizing. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people find their usual size fits right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The DTG print method bonds ink directly to the fabric, so it holds its color through countless washes without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work. If your office has a ping pong table and a keg, probably fine. 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