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If you're second-guessing whether they'd wear it, they won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the right person, this lands immediately. Beer pong lovers, fantasy football league mates, the friend who peaked at a house party in 2014. You already know exactly who to send this to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the I Came To Get My Balls Wet Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a quality shirt or just a novelty?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a DTG print that holds its color. 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