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The front is blank, which makes the reveal when you walk away that much better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because irritability comes in all sizes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing experimental.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that doesn't ghost after three washes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, front left deliberately blank for plausible deniability until you turn around.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person has ever described themselves as \"not a people person,\" yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of shirt you give someone who's self-aware enough to laugh at being difficult. Not for your easily embarrassed friend. Definitely for the one who says what everyone else is thinking and doesn't flinch. Wrap it if you want, but they'll probably just throw it on immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a pun on a common idiom. If the phrase \"rub me the wrong way\" bothers you, you might be proving the shirt's point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the front of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing. The design is on the back only. The front is blank, so you get plausible deniability from the front and a full confession from behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. 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